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Greetings Bitches

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via africandad)

dirudo:

passion:

when you get hit by a blue shell right before the finish line

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bye

(via trust)

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(Source: rrachelinthewildd, via capittol)

portablemiah:

wow it’s 420/420/420. this date will never happen again in our lifetime.

(via slapping)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via beautyfullvibes)

rneggy:

how do u subtly tell someone to push u against a wall and make out with u???asking for a friend

(via beautyfullvibes)

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

(via twinking)

(Source: my-eyes-open, via asvprock)

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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(via gnarly)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via loaning)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via africandad)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: lockedoutofgotham, via breakinq)