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Greetings Bitches

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“ Act like you trust people, but don’t. ”

—    

Anonymous  (via adventuresounds)

queued

(via mystiqeued)

(Source: moeyhashy, via asvprock)

officialwhitegirls:

when someone you hate tries to flirt with you

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(via loaning)

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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(via pizza)

witchgoth:

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(via trust)

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: babyhongbin, via slapping)

(Source: orgasmic-humor, via africandad)

(Source: weheartit.com, via gnarly)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via pizza)

(via first-kisss)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via loaning)

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

Mentioning school during the summer is rude and unnecessary

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)