Greetings Bitches
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Greetings Bitches

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

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(Source: twinking, via twinking)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via trust)

breakinq:

following back everyone

(Source: cheekyjackamo)

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via asvprock)

dreamingofdoctorwho:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

(via twistedsickkkk)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via unlaze)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via gnarly)

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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(via trust)

queerandpresentdanger:

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

(via covocal)

queerandpresentdanger:

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

(via covocal)

daddyfuckedme:

this fucked me up for a long time as a child

(Source: r-endrick, via twistedsickkkk)